At lunch, I dragged EVERY one on the shift, out in the rain and gotten them drenched.. and they liked it too. Don't go by the complaining and resistance, all that was just... an act of grown-up-ness. By the end it all, everyone had a blush and a shampoo-ad-look to sport. They tell me since not since the CMD visited the office last year was there such anthology of dampness in the employee clothing. Oh.. and there were a lot of squishing sounds too.
As a recompense for my pro active contribution to such.. (*cannot come up with an adjective, put one yourself*) environment, I was personally invited to my boss's chamber and was rewarded with earful renditions of office ethics, I think.. He concluded something like, "Whjo fo uo yjink uo ae? .. " I could not understand it in the entirity, I was too busy getting water out of my ears.
And yes, there is now a forbid against "tight" clothing in our office, unofficially of course. Hurray to the PHBs every where. (*All sarcasm intended)