Was bound to a chair.
Put in a bubble.
Thrown into Delaware river.
Now that I have told you what had happened in the last two weeks. I am left with nothing else to say. Anything of interest, of course.
So this. I do this and I do this only because I have been tagged by one of my favorite bloggers.
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. You have to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment on their comments saying they've been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there's no need to post again.
Okay. I am not picky about most things in life. So, this should not take much time.
Sex of target (???) : Male.
(In no particular order)
1. Should know the GDP of his country to the third decimal.
2. Should know how to play at least three outdoor sports.
3. Should have made at least one two year old smile without making a funny face.
4. Should know his mom's date of birth (year included).
5. Should not whince when the traffic signal goes red.
6. Should not hum to Bryan Adams' songs on other people's radios.
7. Should not say "Coffee??" when he drinks tea.
8. Oh yeah, should have a penis.
I do not want to enforce this tag onto people. But I would like it if the following people would play along
:: Quincy the Quackpot
:: Arun Verma
:: Penny Lane